Well the top newspapers and online editions are all over it this month: ANTI-MANSCAPING. Why? Because after several years of yapping about the hip, neo-trendy, metrosexual-esqe pubic, er.. PUBLIC outing of Manscapers hiding in their (trimmed) bushes in the bathroom.. In order to generate a Point/Counter-Point -- and have fresh articles for their Health and Style sections -- the pendulum simply HAD to swing the other way.

So now NON-SCAPING, DE-SCAPING, UN-SCAPING is hitting the news and blogs in Knee-Jerk fashion. The Fur Fashonistas have now declared (imagine that!) Men's Body Hair is hot, it's In-Style, it's Hip, It's the NEW NOW for Winter 2009/2010.

Jesus what's next? Is the Fall fashion lineup 'DARE TO BEAR!' the next thing? Open shirts, plunging necklines, Neo-minimalist Stringer Athletic Tee's the trend to watch for? Uncurling, unfurling waves of chest-hair swaying like fields of wheat in the breeze is on tap for 2010. In the meantime, set that clipper guide back a notch. More is the New Less... well, if you read the internet pablum spewed out daily for public consumption.